This Things That Give Us Cause to Celebrate

It's Yardis' second birthday today.
Two years ago I was in Vegas annoyed as fuck dealing with a piece of shit dealership who completely ruined my first new cay buying experience.

Two years later I still love my car. The Yardis is awesome. He is pretty, dependable, and bigger on the inside.
He came with the features I wanted and I enjoy them daily. I don't bathe him much because I allocate my money elsewhere, but I think he understands.

He matches my personality and is functional for my life style. He is no race car and that is a good thing.

He is more unique than most cars just as I am more unique than most people.

I love him.

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Having to get new things gets old.

G+ Can suck it. No shit. I'm tired of moving my social networking from one stupid site to another. I'm tired of moving all my photos and setting up groups and having to FIND the poeple I need to block just so I can block them again!
I'd have to get scratch paper and use hash marks to figure out how many social "networks" I've been on. I'm no stranger to the interwebs I've moved around online 10x more than I've moved in real life; moving in real life is LESS of a pain the the ass.
Here's the skippy: My gmail is for everything public onlne and it's wide open for every piece of shit cunt I don't want in my life. It's attached to all the bridges I've burned and everything in the proverbial bed I've made for myself.That does not mean I'm going to relocate my online social life there. That in fact means that there is no way in Imaginary Hell I am going to move my online social life there.
So keep your unattractive, way too up in my goddamn face social network. Sorry Google. I love you, but fuck off.
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Flies in the Soft

Flies have taken a liking to my balcony. Here is Kitty intently watching a fly chill out in the sun.

Heyfly! Get the hell off my goddamn balcony! This ain't your sunny sidewalk so move the fuck along!!

Kitty is so awesome!

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Fishkiller

I saw a Fishkiller flying over the river today. I know that is not the real name for this particular kind of duck, but  I enjoy calling them Fishkillers because it's funny and is associated with a good memory. 

These ducks, which are probably not even ducks, are called Cormorants. They are skilled at snatching huge fish from the water and gulping them down. It's pretty gross. Cheers to you, mean gross ducks!

Conflict

Within myself; not with the outside world. Out side battles would be easy and even easier to avoid.
No, it's just me. Who knew I'd be such a pain in the ass for myself?

Next thought is this: I feel it is better to be a pain in the ass for myself than to be a pain in someone else's ass. Other people may be able to contribute advice its not their mystery to solve.

Only time will tell. If that.
Blah blah, somewhat depressing blog post.
I started a collage today. My first one. I'm exited

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